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The Real Constitutional Crisis

Y’all, Congress voted 517-5 to impose sanctions on Russia. The President says he’s going to ignore that law. Not that that’s much different than what he does every damn day. There, right there, is a...

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Gee, That Sounds So … I Dunno … Republican?

Prepare yourself. After some Democratic congressmen announced that they are inviting Dreamers to the SOTU tonight …     Gosar, Honey, you won’t even enforce the Rule of Law on Russian sanctions.  Or...

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Thanks a Bunch, FEMA

FEMA is pulling out of Puerto Rico today. Some on the island believe it’s too soon to end these deliveries given that a third of residents still lack electricity and, in some places, running water, but...

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Amid all the SOTUS Hoopla, There’s This

Last week, the Trump administration allowed Russian spy chief Sergey Naryshkin, who has been banned from entering the US since 2014 sanctions for the invasion of Ukraine, to enter our country.  To make...

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Awwwww, Sid. You Really Class Up The Joint.

Texas Agriculture Commission and all-around jackass, Sid Miller, tweeted yesterday about the Nunes Memo.     If somebody would please point me to a starting place, I’ll try to ‘splain it to him. Thanks...

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Trump Appointee Abruptly Resigns Due to “Complex Financial Interests”

Brenda Fitzgerald, Trump appointee to head the Center for Disease Control has abruptly resigned.  In the announcement, the administration cited her reason as “complex financial interests”.  OK, let’s...

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Oh Blake, You Ducky Devil You

Remember when South Texas Congressslob Blake Farenthold promised to repay the $84,000 of taxpayer money he used to payoff a woman he had sexually harassed? That was on December 3rd and he promised to...

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BREAKING: Republican Train Wreck

In the richness of multiple metaphors, the train carrying congressional Republicans to their retreat in West Virginia hit a garbage truck this morning.  This is a breaking story; apparently injuries on...

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Hey!

Y’all need to quit pestering me about Trey Gowdy not running for re-election.  I am very busy right now dancing on the table tossing glitter every which a way.  

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Oh, It Didn’t Take Long…

You just thought that the Amtrak train carrying congressional Republicans rammed a garbage truck killing one and injuring others.  That didn’t happen at all.  What REALLY happened was that a cement...

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